We interrupt our Christmas break to bring you this important contribution from a reader. We can only imagine they’ve had the whole week off work and are now stir crazy/have Turkey poisoning. Yeah that’s got to be the reason.
(Verse 1) We're no strangers to the web, you know the rules, Major Ron's trolling, breaking all the cool. A full commitment's what he's thinking of, You wouldn't get this from any other troll. (Pre-Chorus) He just wants to annoy you, And hurt you with his memes. (Chorus) Never gonna give you up, never gonna troll you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you laugh, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna troll with Major Ron, and hurt you. (Verse 2) We've known each other for so long, Your jokes are weak, but Major Ron's strong. A daddy troll named Paul Brindley (Hi Brina!) by his side, Major Ron's antics, on the internet tide. (Pre-Chorus) He just wants to annoy you, And hurt you with his memes. (Hi Brina!) (Chorus) Never gonna give you up, never gonna troll you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you laugh, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna troll with Major Ron, and hurt you. (Hi Brina!) (Bridge) Major Ron's trolling game is so sly, With Paul Brindley, the daddy troll, oh my! They'll never stop, they'll never give in, Trolling's the game, and they're here to win. (Hi Brina!) (Chorus) Never gonna give you up, never gonna troll you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you laugh, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna troll with Major Ron, and hurt you. (Hi Brina!) (Outro) So if you're feeling trolled and a bit down, Just remember Major Ron, the internet clown. With Paul Brindley by his side, they'll never say goodbye, Just keep on trolling, under the internet sky. (Bye Brina!)
