Ready to march in the home guard?
Who do you think you are kidding, Comrade Starmer?
If you think the Left’s in style!
You froze the old and frail!
Your shadow team went pale,
And your speeches only make the posh Lord Alli smile.
Who do you think you are kidding, Comrade Starmer?
You think we’ll buy your ‘new red plan’
You once proclaimed “Remain” and then you said “Let’s go!”
For votes you were “pro-worker”, once elected “no!”
Who do you think you are kidding, Comrade Starmer?
With your glasses, flag and ironed tie.
You pose, shake hands and grin,
But we know who’s really in
Those bureaucrats in Brussels, so stop telling lies!!
