A fiery horse with the speed of shite, a cloud of Columbian marching powder*, and a hearty “Hi yo, Brina!” The Lone Independent Councillor!
You wait for some Kingstone action, when he thinks he can slip one out on his sycophantic following without us noticing, and two dodgy posts arrive at once! He’s the hero no-one knew they needed, didn’t realise that he was until he told them. Kingstone confirms just what he thinks of himself in one of his latest posts, but there’s a teeny problem with his assertions.
We had to grab the Email Urchins’ gruel bowl and vomit after reading this post, it upset our delicate sensibilities so much. With the Urchins’ next meal sorted, we were then able to bring ourselves to write this post about his post. It couldn’t be left unanswered. It was all going fine up until the ‘what happened next?’ although he couldn’t bring himself to say ‘Conservative opposition group’ because that would be giving them credit. This being the problem we have, because the Conservative opposition group have up until this point done all of the hard work, both proving that the Sunday car parking charges could be left out of the budget without any problems, and that the proposed Council tax raise could be halved.
So what did happen next?
Well a certain independent councillor saw an opportunity to make himself look fantastic in light of the Conservative opposition groups work and research, and capitalised on the fact that they hadn’t done anything further about it. He then painstakingly opened a browser window and slaved away to start a petition on change.org to gather signatures to boost his popularity. He then made sure that the town newspaper was informed of his heroic action and had yet another popularity boost from readers who didn’t know any better (we can imagine his face was splashed all over the story too, although we didn’t see it as we’re tight and not paying that much for a Herald, sad times). We are only 16 days into the councils new financial year when the parking charges would have been implemented, and them not coming into force until the debate in May when Labour will completely ignore the petition and the outcry and implement them anyway, is hardly a dent in Labours tax tax tax budget. That’s the way it’s going to go folks, unless Labour get a drubbing at the County elections and decide they actually do want a small chance of being elected into the unitary. Anyway, back to the correct version of the what happened next story. Who was this lone independent Councillor? Can you guess?
It’s got to be the finest example of Kingstone being so far up his own arse that he will probably be mistaken for an ancient myth. We cannot seriously believe the man has taken credit for starting a petition. He is quite literally #BullshittingTamworth rather than standing up for it as he would have his loyal sheep believe. Again as we’ve said before, his following aren’t our readership, and they are fed a diet of crap from Facebook including his drivel.
As for Brina ‘Tonto’ the troll, he will kiss ass no matter what.
Brina of course knows what his best pal Kingstone is, because it takes one to know one. Since when did opening up a petition count as ‘fighting’ for Tamworth residents troll boy?
Bonus: We caught sight of a ‘Major Misinformation’ Ron Brown post which you can see below. Be warned, it’s painful.
We did warn you, and if you could make sense of it then you get some of our special gold stars. Seriously though, and genuinely, it is sad to see the deterioration of a man’s mind like that to the point he makes himself a laughing stock both on social media and the Council chamber itself, where he shows he absolutely doesn’t have a grasp of social media language or indeed AI that he keeps banging on about.
If Kingstone wins this County Council election, we honestly cannot fathom what we here at Debunking will do next. It’s fairly evident that there are still intelligent people in Tamworth, the amount of people though that have absolutely no bleedin’ clue what they’re talking about when it comes to politics and life in general, that infest and display themselves on Facebook in particular, is a continual existential crisis for our team. Writing these posts is sometimes like banging our heads against the wall, because we know that the people who worship Kingstone will never see him in any different light, they’re simply not capable. That people don’t have the capacity or inclination to think critically or independently is the real political crisis across most of the world, and political predators like Kingstone, are happy to keep on exploiting them.
*It has been alleged that a certain troll has a penchant for the stuff and it’s our honest to goodness hand on heart guv opinion that it’s very likely true, and we are in no way suggesting Kingstone has anything to do with that naughty stuff.
