Our illustrious MP Sarah Edwards is apparently capable of time travel. Yeah we were shocked too. She forgot though that we mere mortals can’t manipulate space and time and sadly can’t visit the St Edithas Christmas Tree Fair. Cos it’s finished, finito, over and done with, no longer happening. It hasn’t stopped Edwards posting on Facebook today that everyone should go and see it now.
We know she stacks up the selfies to publish as and when she needs to make it look like she’s in the town, but this howler is the mother of all fuck ups for Edwards considering the event she’s punting with her mush at the forefront ended on the 25th November. It is dear reader the 4th of December. Our woulda coulda shoulda been MP Steady Eddie Hughes took great delight in pointing this out on his social media.
Now we know that Edwards doesn’t actually dirty her hands with the peasants on her Facebook page and leaves her minions to publish these posts. We believe that Simon Peaple and Labour Councillor Natalie Statham are in charge of it (her beloved employees), and presumably are given carte blanche to balls up her reputation just that little bit more than she already does on her own. She evidently doesn’t care in the slightest and presumably never checks her social output, much less actually responds to anyone on it.
Her comments section has been having some fun on this latest post, we’ve captured some of the best comments for posterity before they are deleted.
One of Tamworths’ own village idiots Jason Aston came out from the clown house in a rather lame attempt to defend Edwards. Because of course Jason, the church are likely to have still got trees clogging the pews 8 days after the event finished, not to mention her actively telling people in the post to go see them. Grow a brain you cretin.
Just in case you were wondering whether Edwards couldn’t stoop any lower in the getting things badly wrong stakes, someone asked Eddie Hughes if she voted to support our farmers today. Sadly you can guess the outcome of that.
Sarah’s idea of representing Tamworth is take a selfie and hope for the best. She’s done nothing for this town of any substance, and it ain’t gonna get any better in the next 4 years folks! You very much got what you voted for Tamworth.
