Update from today Thursday 12th Sept 2024
Ah, the illustrious citizens of Tamworth are at it again, putting on a show that even Shakespeare would struggle to script. Ian Green, 55, from the tranquil paradise of Kettlebrook, Tamworth, along with the ever-youthful Danny Hollick, 41, and a mysterious 17-year-old girl who remains nameless (because, hey, legal reasons), have all been charged with that most charming of crimes: violent disorder.
Just a typical Saturday night in Tamworth, right? , No.
Our tireless law enforcement officers, who clearly need a new hobby, have now arrested a grand total of 83 individuals – yes, you read that right – and managed to charge a mere 34. Stoke-on-Trent on 3 August, Tamworth on 4 August – it’s like a summer tour of debauchery, hitting all the hot spots!
Dont worry there will be more!
Hollick and Green, bless their hearts, have been given a lovely little stay in custody, where they’re no doubt enjoying the five-star accommodations, until their next debut at Stafford Crown Court on 25 September.
As for our teenage troublemaker, she’s due to dazzle the folks at Cannock Magistrates’ Court on 7 November.
Save the date, people!
But wait, there’s more! Next week, on 17 September,
We’ll be treated to the next thrilling instalment in this riveting series: Darren Woodley, 55, Cameron Bell, 23, Kyle Barber, 24 (back by popular demand), and Tommy McQuaker, 29, will all be gracing us with their presence. Tommy, in particular, has made waves by deciding a police dog was a worthy adversary.
Oh, but the talent doesn’t stop there. Let’s not forget Aimee Hodgkinson-Hedgecox (formerly Holliwell, because why not keep things interesting?), 37, who’s clearly made ‘violent disorder’ her life’s work.
And then there’s Simon Orr and Martin McCluskey, two men who are doing their utmost to prove that violent disorder just isn’t complete without a good old-fashioned police scuffle. McCluskey, 60, seems to be trying out for the record books with not one, but two charges of assaulting police officers.
One can only imagine the pride in Tamworth’s community.
So, if you’re sitting at home and thinking, “You know what, I’d love to see my face plastered all over social media, TV, and the tabloids,” now’s your chance!
Join the Tamworth Riot Club and you too can achieve fame – though probably not the kind you’ll want to tell your mum about. Word on the street is that even
The Sun newspaper still taking an interest – weekly visit apparently. It’s not every day your local riot gets national coverage, after all.
British Values, eh? If chucking bricks at police officers, burning down hotels, and causing a bit of a ruckus is your idea of upholding them, then Tamworth has truly outdone itself.
Come for the quaint countryside, stay for the chaos. Cheers!
If you see yourself on video – hand yourself in.
In one of the videos who can see children attending with their parents or with an adult!
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2123182874749596 https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2198382700539221 https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/463613046640032
If you recognise any of them – or if you are one of them – they’d be thrilled to hear from you via the Major Incident Public Portal.
https://mipp.police.uk/operation/STAFFS24N02-PO1
Yours,
Will-I-am Not-Wordsworth
Debunk Admin 