Can you assist us in tracking down these local celebrities? We’re looking to have a little chat with them regarding their star-studded performance in Tamworth on 4 August.
If you can help us identify these high-flying felons, please make your way to our Major Incident Portal – it’s like a VIP lounge but for tips, not cocktails.
Check it out at https://mipp.police.uk/operation/STAFFS24N02-PO1. We’ve included numbers and text on the images to make it easier for you to play “Spot the Culprit.”
Images from – https://www.youtube.com/live/89KSg6Xox-s?si=PdOSzKdGbH6HgiFI
If you were part of the “Tamworth Riot” on the 4th August, it might be a good idea to turn yourself in before you become the next face on the most-wanted list – and before your family, friends, and colleagues get to see you in on social media, the TV and the tabloids! The Sun newspaper is looking around the town too.
The following luminaries have recently stepped into the spotlight, not for their singing or dancing skills, but for a violent disorder that’s turning them into household names – for all the wrong reasons.
First up, we have Darren Woodley, 55, Cameron Bell, 23, and Kyle Barber, 24, who’ve been making headlines and getting acquainted with the local constabulary for their chaotic antics.
They’re joined by Tommy McQuaker, 29, from Tamworth, who’s not only charged with violent disorder but also decided a police dog needed be attacked!
Next on our list of “Not Quite Citizen of the Year” awards, we have Aimee Hodgkinson-Hedgecox (previously known as Holliwell), aged 37 from Rugeley, who’s apparently taking ‘violent disorder’ as a full-time job.
Then there’s Simon Orr from Tamworth, who’s made a grand entrance into the courtrooms with charges of violent disorder and a scuffle with a police officer. Not to be outdone, Martin McCluskey, 60, also from Tamworth, is juggling violent disorder with not one but two charges of assaulting police officers.
He’s currently on hold until 17 September – apparently, he needs more time to perfect his courtroom drama with the rest.
Finally, Kyle Barber (yes, him again) is back in the mix with yet another charge of violent disorder.
Ah, British Values – those cherished ideals that supposedly define our great nation. Let’s dive into what these values actually mean, especially if you’re considering a new hobby of rioting, burning down hotels, and having an impromptu brick-throwing contest with the police. Spoiler alert: they’re not quite the British Values you’re hoping for!
Democracy: This is all about valuing your right to have a say and get involved in how things are run. It means you’re encouraged to voice your opinions and make decisions through proper channels – not by hurling bricks through windows or setting fire to property. If you’re planning on staging a protest, maybe try voting or campaigning for change instead?
Rule of Law: Here’s a fun fact – the rule of law is about everyone playing by the same set of rules. It means no one is above the law, and that includes you, dear rioter. If you fancy a bit of anarchy, you might want to reconsider, because breaking the law and fighting with police officers isn’t exactly in line with this value. Spoiler: the law does not support the notion of “creative” vandalism.
Respect and Tolerance: This one’s about living in harmony with your fellow citizens, regardless of their background or beliefs. So, if you’re thinking of causing chaos and distress, maybe reconsider. Respecting others and embracing diversity doesn’t include chucking bricks or causing mayhem. Maybe try a friendly chat or a community event instead?
Individual Liberty: Yes, personal freedom is a thing, but it comes with responsibilities. It doesn’t mean you’re free to cause chaos without consequence. Exercising your freedom should be done respectfully and safely – not with a side of vandalism and disorder. Freedom is a bit like a well-maintained garden; it’s all about nurturing it, not trampling all over it.
These values are the bedrock of a harmonious and inclusive society, designed to help everyone live together peacefully and with mutual respect. So, before you get any grand ideas about making headlines for all the wrong reasons, remember that these values are there to guide us towards a more unified and respectful community.
Let’s keep the rioting and hotel burning to the realms of historical misadventures, and focus on fostering understanding and cooperation. After all, there are better ways to make your mark on society than through acts of wanton destruction!
Displaying a “not far right” or “I am a concerned Father/Mother/Parent” banner against the backdrop of the Union Jack – a symbol frequently associated with far-right groups like the EDL and National Front – while posting Tommy Robinson profile picture, Robinson’s videos and quotes, content from Enoch Powell appreciation pages, alongside Islamophobic and homophobic posts, is not likely to convince the public, judge, or jury that you are anything but far-right.
Hashtags do not provide anonymity or a get-out-of-jail card; they simply add you to the far-right terrorism list.
Cheers!
Yours,
Will-I-am Not-Wordsworth
TAM 1 – from https://shorturl.at/vU6Xb can be seen as can others.
If you see yourself on video – hand yourself in.
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2123182874749596
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2198382700539221
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/463613046640032
https://mipp.police.uk/operation/STAFFS24N02-PO1
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