Well, here’s a lesson in life: if you’ve recently channelled your inner hooligan at the Holiday Inn Express in Tamworth, you might want to rethink that plan to lay low and hope for the best.
The Staffordshire Police, bless their hearts, have been busy, and they’ve just released another batch of mugshots – sorry, ‘images’ – of chaps they’d like a little word with following the far-right fiasco that unfolded earlier this month.
For those who missed it, Tamworth had a bit of an ‘incident’ on the evening of Sunday, August 4th. What started as a protest about asylum seekers turned into a full-blown tantrum, complete with petrol bombs, bricks, and whatever else the mob could get their hands on.
The Holiday Inn Express, the police, and counter-protestors all had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of this charming display of ‘patriotism’.
Now, some have already traded their freedom for a bit of time in His Majesty’s care. Take David Jordan, for example – a father of four who clearly thought launching a missile and spewing racist nonsense would make his kids proud. He’s now enjoying a 28-month stint behind bars.
But for those still on the run, here’s a thought: do you really want the police knocking on your door at 6 am with a less-than-flattering photo of you in hand? The smart money says it’s better to own up now rather than have your face plastered all over the evening news.
The police, ever so polite, are asking for a bit of help in identifying the men in these latest photos.
If you see yourself on video – hand yourself in.
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2123182874749596
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/2198382700539221
https://www.facebook.com/715208788/videos/463613046640032
https://www.youtube.com/live/89KSg6Xox-s?si=kmgnUfq0G1aGuuht
If you recognise any of them – or if you are one of them – they’d be thrilled to hear from you via the Major Incident Public Portal.
https://mipp.police.uk/operation/STAFFS24N02-PO1
And yes, they’ve even helpfully numbered the images, just in case you need to jog your memory. So, do yourself a favour and give them a ring – before they come knocking.
Yours
Will-I-am Not-Wordsworth
Debunk Admin 